This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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