I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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