he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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