garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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