I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
