piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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