i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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