He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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