You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I still have a little drunk in my system
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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