Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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