DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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