i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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