no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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