So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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