I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Randomize