Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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