Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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