Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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