Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
