remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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