Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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