Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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