All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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