Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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