The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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