So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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