I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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