C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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