I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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