Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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