You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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