We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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