You really coming over, don't trick.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
false alarm. still invincible.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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