nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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