508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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