he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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