You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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