The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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