I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
love makes seman taste better
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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