i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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