I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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