Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Do vagina's smell?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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