I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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