he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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