Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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