YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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