it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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