no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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