problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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