He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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