I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
