I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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