Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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