He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize