People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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