The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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