what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
